Merry Unbirthday, to you all!
Happy Unbirthday dear Tumblr nation
saying “that’s how things are” is incredibly useless when talking about social issues because yes, we are aware that that’s how things are, and we don’t like it, that’s the whole point
congratulations on providing no useful input to the conversation
the tables have turned
congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film
you win: nothing