Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.
parents: can you cook dinner
IF STEVE DIES IN AOU I WILL LITERALLY SLAUGHTER AND SET FIRE TO EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING IN MY PATH DONT YOU FUCKING D A R E
Ah yes, the flute
ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE
TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS
"My initials are private."
"Well then just put in any three letters."